Barrel of Brandy....

BARREL OF BRANDY...

There was a couple in Scotland who had just moved into an old castle. It wasn't long before the decided to empty out the the wine cellar and they found a large barrel of brandy. They tried moving it and even got a few friends to help, but they couldn't budge it. In the end, they decided to have a house warming party and give glasses of brandy out to empty the barrel. This would make it easier to move the barrel. A few days after the party, they went into the cellar and tried to move the barrel again. It still wouldn't move. The husband got his saw in order to cut it into smaller pieces and they cut off the top off the barrel. Inside the barrel was a dead body and they had drank the brandy that had preserved it..............

Cutsforth....

In the spirit of Halloween I thought I would start with this short short my friends and family.. hheheeh 30 more days.....
Wendy

The Chase of the Hard Gilly

The Chase of the Hard Gilly
The Chase of the Gilla Dacar is another Fian tale. The Fianna, as the story goes, were going hunting one day on the hills and through the woods of Munster. Finn and his captains stood on a hillside listening to the baying of the hounds & the notes of the Fian hunting-horn from the dark woods below, they saw coming towards them a huge, ugly, misshapen churl dragging along towards by a halter a great raw-bone mare. He announced himself as 'Wishful'; to take services with Finn. The name he was called by he said was that of the Gilla Dacar (the Hard Gilly), because he was the hardest servant ever a lord would get great service of obedience from. In spite of this unpromising beginning, Finn whose principles were to never refuse any suitor , took him into service; and the Fianna now began to make their uncouth comrade the butt of all sorts of rough jokes which ended in thirteen of them, including Conan the Bald, all mounting up on the Gilla Dacar's steed. On this the newcomer complained that he was being mocked and he shambled away in great discontent, till he was over the ridge of the hill when he tucked up his skirts and ran westwards, faster than any March wind, toward the sea-shore . Thereupon at once the steed, which had stood still with drooping ears while the thirteen riders in vain belaboured it to make it move, suddenly threw up its head and started off in a furious gallop after its master. The Fianna ran alongside, as well as they could for laughter while Conan, in terror and rage, reviled them for not rescuing him and his comrades. At last the thing became serious. The Gilla Dacar plunged into the sea and the mare followed him with her thirteen riders. One more who managed to cling to her tail just as she left the shore; and all of them soon disappeared towards the fabled region of the West.
Dermot at the Well
Finn and the remaining Fianna now took counsel together as to what should be done, and finally decided to fit out a ship and go in search of their comrades. After many days of voyaging they reached an island guarded by precipitous cliffs. Dermot O'Dyna, as the most agile of the party was sent to climb them and to discover if he could find some way of helping the rest of the party of the high cliffs. When he did arrived at the top of the cliff , he found himself in a delightful land, full of song birds and hummingbirds, bees buzzing about and the murmur of streams, but there was no signs of any human life. Going into a dark forest that was a bit farther on the cliff, he soon came to a well, by which hung a curiously wrought drinking horn. As he filled the drinking horn to get a drink of the water, a low but threatening murmur came from the well, but Dermot O' Dyna thirst was too keen to let this new threat scare him off. So he bend down and drank his fill. In no long time there came through the wood an armed warrior, who violently upbraided him for drinking from his Well..... The Knight of the Well and Dermot then fought all that afternoon without either of them prevailing over the other, when as evening drew on the Knight suddenly leaped into the Well and disappeared. The next day the same thing happened; on the third, however, Dermot, as the Knight was about to take his leap, flung his arms around him, and both went down together, into the Well...
The Rescue of Fairyland
Dermot, after a moment of darkness and trance now found himself in Fairyland. A man of noble appearance roused him and led him away to the castle of a great king, where he was hospitably and entertained, It was explained to Dermot that the services of a champion like that of himself were very much needed to do combat against a rival monarch within the Kingdom of Faery. It is the same motive which we find in the adventures of Cuchulain with Fand, and which so frequently turns up in Celtic Fairy Lore. Finn and his companions, finding their way to the high cliffs that they had sent him, were worried that he had not return . They too found their way to the forest to the back of the cliffs and entered a great cavern which ultimately led them out to the same land of the Faery as that in which Dermot had arrived. Too .
There too, they are informed , are the fourteen Finna who had been carried off on the mare of the Hard Gilly. He , of course was the King who needed their services, and who had taken this method of decoying some thirty of the flower of Irish fighting men to his side. Finn and his men go into the battle with the best of goodwill, and scatter the enemy like chaff; Oscar slays the son of the rival king who is called the King of Greece. Finn wins the love of his daughter, Tasha of the white Arms, and the story closes with a delightful mixture of gaiety and mystery.

“What reward wilt thou have for thou services?” asks the fairy King of Finn. “Thou wert once in service with me,” replies Finn, “ and I mind not that I gave thee any recompense. Let one service stand against the other.” “Never shall I agree to that,” cries Conan the Bald. “Shall I have nought for being carried off on thy wild mare and haled oversea?” “What wilt thou have ?” asks the Fairy King. “None of thy gold or goods,” replies Conan, “but mine honour hath suffered, and let mine honour be appeased. Set thirteen of thy fairest womenfolk on the wild mare, O King and thine own wife clinging to her tail, and let them be transported to Erin in like manner as we were dragged here, and I shall deem the indignity we have suffered fitly atoned for.” On this the King smiled and turned to the Finn and said,” O Finn, behold thy men.” Finn turned to look at them, but when he looked round again the scene had changed – the fairy King and his host and all the world of Faery had disappeared, and he found himself with his companions and the fair -armed Tasha standing on the beach whence the Hard Gilly and the mare had taken the water and carried off his men. And then all started with cheerful hearts for the great standing camp of the Fianna on the Hill of Allen to celebrate the wedding feast of Finn and Tasha. Tis that of thy Irish.. Enjoy ...

An Old Tale in Wales

An Old Tale in Wales

In Carmarthenshire Wale it tells of the origins of the healing arts of the physicians of Myddfai. It concerns the lady who dwelled in Lyn-y-fan-Fach, the lake nestling below the peak of the Black Mountain in carmarthenshire Wales. This beautiful lady rose out of the lake and appeared three times to a young shepherd lad, who wooed her with loaves of bread baked by his mother. The first loaf was too hard, the second too soft, but the third was just right. The lady agreed to marry him on condition that he promised never to give her "three causeless blows." He had no trouble accepting this, and so they were wed, the lady bringing much wealth in the form of cattle, sheep and horses all of which arose from the waters. Years passed and the couple had three fine sons. Then , one day, the lady found herself too tired to attend a christening, whereupon her husband struck her with a pair of gloves. This, she told him, was the first causeless blow. The second was for weeping at a wedding and the third for laughing at a funeral. Sadly, she left her family and returned to the lake, and her husband never saw her again. She did, however, show herself to her sons and taught them the healing properties of herbs. Through her instruction, the tree sons of the Lady of the Lake grew up to become the famous physicians of Myddfai.

The physicians of Myddfai were, in fact, historical characters who passed their knowledge down the generations, to their children and they too became the physicians of Rhys Gryg, Lord of Llandovery. The last of the physicians of Myddfai died in 1842. They left their books of their herbal remedies that had been handed down from medieval times.

WHY GOD MADE MOMS

WHY GOD MADE MOMS
Answers given by2nd grade school children to the
following questions:




Why did God make mothers?
1.  She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2.  Mostly to clean the house. 
3.  To help us out of there when we were getting born. 
How did God make mothers? 
1.  He used dirt, just like for the rest of us. 
2.  Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring. 
3.  God made my mom just the same like he made me.  
He just used bigger parts. 
What ingredients are mothers made of? 
1.  God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and
everything nice in the world and one dab of mean. 
2.  They had to get their start from men's bones.  
Then they mostly use string, I think. 
Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom? 
1.  We're related. 
2.  God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's mom like me. 
What kind of a little girl was your mom? 
1.  My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff. 
2.  I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy. 
3.  They say she used to be nice. 
What did mom need to know about dad
before she married him? 
1.  His last name. 
2.  She had to know his background.  Like is he a crook?  
Does he get drunk on beer? 
3.  Does he make at least $800 a year?  Did he say NO to drugs
and YES to chores? 
Why did your mom marry your dad? 
1.  My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world.  And my mom eats a lot 
2.  She got too old to do anything else with him. 
3.  My grandma says that mom didn't have her thinking cap on. 
Who's the boss at your house? 
1.  Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball. 
2.  Mom.  You can tell by room inspection.  She sees the stuff under the bed. 
3.  I guess mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad. 
What's the difference between moms and dads? 
1.  Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work. 
2.  Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them. 
3.  Dads are taller and stronger, but moms have all the real
power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friends. 
4.  Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
What does your mom do in her spare time? 
1.  Mothers don't do spare time. 
2.  To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long. 
What would it take to make your mom perfect? 
1.  On the inside she's already perfect.  Outside, I think some
kind of plastic surgery. 
2.  Diet.  You know, her hair.  I'd diet, maybe blue. 
If you could change one thing about
your mom, what would it be? 
1.  She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean.  
I'd get rid of that. 
2.  I'd make my mom smarter.  Then she would know it was my sister
 who did it not me. 
3.  I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on
 the back of her head. 
WHEN YOU STOP LAUGHING  -- SEND IT ON TO
OTHER MOTHERS, GRANDMOTHERS, AND AUNTS
.... and anyone else who has anything to do with kids or
just needs a good laugh!!!

The Fair Giantess

The Fair Giantess

Again we are with Finn and his warriors, in this tale of The Fair and Giantess.

So let us turn to this new tale with our warriors and how this tale comes about...

One day Finn and his warriors, while resting from the chase were having their midday meal, saw something coming towards them in a towering shape...

It proved to be a young giant maiden, who gave her

name as Vivionn daughter of Treon, from the Land of Maidens.

The gold rings on her fingers were as thick as ans ox's yoke, and her beauty was dazzling. When she took off her gilded helmet, all bejewelled, her fair, curling golden hair broke out in seven score

tresses, and Finn cried out " Great Gods whom we adore, a huge marvel Cormac and Ethne' and the women of the Fianna would esteem it to see Vivionn, the blooming daughter of Treon."

The maiden explained that she had been betrothed against her will to a suitor named AEda, son of a neighbouring king; and that hearing from a fisherman, who had been blown to her shores, of the power and nobleness of Finn, she had come to seek his protection....

While she was speaking, suddenly Fianna was aware of another giant close coming close toward them. It was a young man, smooth- featured and of surpassing beauty, who bore a red shield and a huge spear.

Without a word he drew near, and before the

wondering Finn could accost him he Thrust his spear through the body of the maiden Vivionn and then went on his way...

Finn, enraged at this violation of his protection, called on his chief warriors to pursue and slay the murderer; called AEda. Keelta and the others chased

AEda to the sea-shore, and followed him into the surf, but he strode out to sea and was met by another great galley of giants, which bore him away to unknown regions.

Finn upon returning from the sea and trying to avenge the young giant maiden that was killed, they found the girl yet she was dying.

She distributed her gold and jewels among the warriors and Finn and sat with her until she died so her would not die alone..

When she did died, Finn and his warriors buried her under a great mound and raised a pillar stone over her with her name in Ogham letters, in the place they called " the Ridge of the Dead Women."

Rather odd name to name a young woman burial place I think...Wendy